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Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks 

A baby daddy who can’t afford child support because he spent all of his money on Ricky Martin concert tickets and haircuts at Bo-Rics with his dad.
After that $10 cut and blow-out, he looked creepy like a Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks profile pic on Tinder.

Eventually the word will fade from existence 

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Eventually the word will fade from existence, and we will all die

My thoughts will have blood on them 

It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.

The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.

The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.

And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”

“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”

“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”

That will be a future me problem 

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem

Tactical Wet Willy 

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

We Will Not Shit on the Bed 

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.