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dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper
the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs
winnet by bob2 May 28, 2003

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

winky face 

the winky face is a strong symbol, only to be used in specific situations such as sexting, flirting, mindfucking, and discussing rape.
guy: im gunna rape you.
girl: (; (winky face)
winky face by fuckgingers420 November 16, 2011

sore winner 

Not an ordinary shipper in a fandom. This shipper has had their "OTP" become canon and does not know how to stay in their lane. The typical sore winner spews hate comments on social media about "rival ships". The typical sore winner will defend their ship to the ground of why they are justified, even after the creators themselves have already made that clear that their OTP is safe in the series.

A sore winner in a fandom likes to constantly remind others who mind their own business that their OTP is "fucking canon". A sore winner would not stop until the whole entire comment section on Youtube is littered with their OTP. Female sore winners will defend with multiple "u w u"s "so pure" "_____ is canon king".

Other things a sore winner is capable of / that may include:

-Crosstagging on social media.

- Following or stalking rival ships' pages on social media.

- Hate reading rival ship content and bitching about cheating in fanfiction.

- Backhanded compliments at rival ship artists.
- Making comments about their OTP on Youtube.
EXAMPLE A:

iKarin: I kind of like NaruSaku, it's cute.

Gohan536: FUCK YOU, SAKURA HAS SMALL TITS AND SHE'S A BITCHH! NARUHINA IS CANON!!! NARUHINA FOR LIFE!
1xUsagi: Jesus, Gohan. Don't be such a sore winner.

EXAMPLE B:

DJMac87: Dude, did you watch South Park last night? I thought it was hilarious, but man, I feel bad for Craig. It looks so forced.

xxHeidiGirlxo: HOMOPHOBE!!! ALL PEOPLE WHO HATE CREEK HATE GAY PEOPLE! STAY AWAY FROM MY GAY SONS!

xxHeidiGirlxo is being a sore winner.
sore winner by tuxedo_fag January 22, 2019
Retard AKA Wintard. Derived from a Special needs department called W.I.N which stands for Warriner Inclusion Network in "The Warriner school" Bloxham, Oxfordshire, England.
Bobby:Oi come on Xbox!

Lawrence:No im doing homework!

Bobby:AHHH YOU WINNER
Winner by Danielle Hayward October 30, 2011
Dude I'm a winner and second place is hating.
Winner by Tycoon October 24, 2012