one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

Bro Watch Out

When someone say some dumb shit you don’t want to be apart of

Tryna run a train on Anja, bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

sweater weather

someone whos bi might say sweater weather in hint to say they are bi to ask if someone else is.

hey you like sweater weather
hell yeah

by pijsdaf;ousdaf;o December 6, 2020

To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands

He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman

by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021

going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018