Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019

mack walkin'

to have swagger like no other. created by a pimps body language and fine way of dressing. only affective if pared with a mack talk. originated by the truest mack in the world DUBEE aka SUGAWOLFPIMP.

betty blew me last night cuz i was mack talkin' and mack walkin'.

by G-BRAZY October 30, 2007

lane walking

when u see ur friend lane walking down the halls of dairy kween

lane is loving my dairy kwen cakes fucked on the freezer shelf lane walking

by alyssa n jaylene October 22, 2008

the walking dead

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)

person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"

by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020

A Walking Meme

One who is a jokester, one who is very funny always bringing up the funniest quotes, vines, jokes, and memes

Jack is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020

j walking jangster

Someone who crosses the street in an unlawful manner. Primarily, but not limited to J walking, walking through a no pedestrian zone, and crossing the street blindfolded. By walking in this manner, you become a J walking Jangster

The first known J walking Jangster is Jon A and sara.

Lil Jon has also been spotted J walking like a jangster

by Hot Wesley November 9, 2005

Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011