walkering

walking while drunk. Usually long distances such as walking home from a bar/party.

I saw a girl walkering down the street with a case of beer in her hand on the way here.

by eclipse13 September 27, 2005

Walden

A guy that usually has brown eyes and dimples. A bit of a goob. A true southern gentleman with some nice legs. He uses the lawn mower and sprinkler as his go to dance moves. He loves singing karaoke and is the life of a party.

I wish my girlfriend had legs like Walden!

by Fancylegs864 July 15, 2018

floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*

My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."

by TomScriv February 8, 2008

Snaggy Walker

A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.

Ah man, you remind me of Snaggy Walker!

by Snaggy's Bro February 15, 2010

Louis Walters Syndrome

a term used to describe an individual who goes to any unnecessary extreme to out do any one or anything that stops them from achieving their self created goals then becomes apathetic and abandons the goal; shortly thereafter begins a new temporary obsession.

I just can't seem to stick to what I do, I think I have Louis Walters Syndrome.

by National Center of Diseases July 8, 2010

chloe waller

SHES JUST ONE BIG BALL OF FIT.

*SEES CHLOE WALLER*
*boner!*

by paris hampson December 4, 2010

Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.

by DL2011WI June 13, 2011