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whore ass bitch

An extreme cowardly person. The terms combined imply one to be the worst example of courage
My daddy was a whore ass bitch today when he cut someone off on the freeway and declined to confront the stranger. He instead drove off in a panic.
by Top Secret Umbra August 4, 2007
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lemon whore

After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores
by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013
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Wholetime

A term used in place of forreal or actually. Widely used in the DMV area.
ay bruh you tryna make some moves?
sahn, wholetime i'm boutta hit the mall.
by Brodysseus October 18, 2010
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Bulletin Whore

A person (usually female), who is on your myspace.com friends list, who posts an unholy amount of bulletins, until every bulletin you see is from that person. These bulletins are usually incredibly pointless, and consist of at least one of these things:

-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
Here's some great (real) examples of bulletin whores:

Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}

Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix

Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy

Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3

Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
by I Will Kill You December 15, 2008
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retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.
After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.
by Lisa May 11, 2004
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Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.
Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.
by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009
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Whore's Breakfast

Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.
by Grobb Johnson July 7, 2008
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