wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.

"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.

by Signal 30 August 23, 2023

circus wheel

The act of 3 or more people caught up in a dramatic game of naked twister while covered in lube.

We toppled down causing the circus wheel to go in motion. It was an all guys ride that night.

by MoneyG55 December 8, 2013

Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.

My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Larry Wheels

An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.

He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.

*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.

by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022