Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 16, 2013

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

whale watching

Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.

Sorry whale watching is gross

by whalewatcher101 January 22, 2011

Watch Later Playlist

The playlist on your youtube homepage that keeps getting longer and longer each day.

I have more than 3000 unwatched videos on my youtube Watch Later Playlist. Most of them are properly demonetized now.

by it cant be December 02, 2020

Bro Watch Out

When someone say some dumb shit you don’t want to be apart of

Tryna run a train on Anja, bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 21, 2018

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 03, 2011