Nebraska-Vegan

When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.

I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.

by Turtle_Master13 October 01, 2021

Vegan Legit

ultra amazing spidey looking guy. So hot and can pull every girl within a 5 mile radius. Honestly if ur married stay away from him, coz once u see his glistening face there is no turniing back

vegan legit is ultra fineeeee. Pusshing peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mr Rivinate August 03, 2022

Bad vegan

A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.

Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.

Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!

by kristark February 19, 2018

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels May 12, 2018

veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.

"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)

by The real VEGGIE VEGAN December 01, 2017

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023