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The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be
The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
by Red samurai October 21, 2021
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Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.
Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.
by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020
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Irvine Vegan

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.
-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha
by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020
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Ento-Vegan

Following a Ento-Vegan diet instead of a Vegan diet makes it much easier to get a desirable amount of beneficial vitamins, minerals, essential amino acids & other nutrients not easily found in substantial amounts and/or bioavailable form in plant-based foods.
by IbreathAir November 12, 2022
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vegan meltdown

1.the effect of going into a restaurant and there is nothing vegan on the menu. 2. finding out that a vegan friendly restaurant has taken a vegan item off the menu. 3. the effect of being hungry while out and people offer you a salad.
I had a vegan meltdown when I found out that the tofu pita was taken off the menu.
by Pretty in Pink Vegan July 25, 2014
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vegan sugar

noun, adj: an extremely annoying and mean person who is manipulative towards her 'friends' and army who follow her blindly. Fairly certian her brother is Voldemort
"Ugh this girl just emailed me something really mean."
"Don't mind her she's just a vegan sugar."
by veg ansh atec lub November 27, 2016
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humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice
"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."
by dond42 July 17, 2017
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