vaginal slurp

That sound her pussy makes when you pull out too quick.

"Dude, I was fuckin' her last night and almost came but when I pulled out she had a vaginal slurp and I lost my boner!!"

by Abs jags October 13, 2015

Vaginal Stigmata

period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor

Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral

by AthePG February 28, 2012

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

vaginal applause

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

by Hgray May 31, 2011

Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.

On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017

vaginal loadstone

A vaginal loadstone, loadstone deriving from the purest form of magnet, is something / someone attractive to women generaly taking on the meaning of fanny magnet.

That car is one hell of a vaginal loadstone!

by gingery January 1, 2008

Vaginal Mound

When a fat ladies vagina like comes off her body, looking somewhat like a hill or mound. This is normally seen in an old fat lady. This is all caused by excess fat around the vagina. It is nasty but funny.

"Woah bro did you see her vagina, it like stuck out!" "Yeah, its called a vaginal mound!"

by 1234cup5678 February 13, 2012