ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

ur mom

YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAHA

Man 1: "hey guess what''
Man 2: "what"
Man 1: "UR MOM"
Man 2: "I just lost my last braincell"

by Badass_bunny October 17, 2022

Ur Mom

Say it any time u want

Joe Biden: I have some announcements to make
You:Ur Mom

by YouTube Tronix April 20, 2022

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

Ur Mom

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.

I slept with "ur mom"!

by Chip™ July 12, 2022