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you're smelling your upper lip

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip
"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."
by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020
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Queensbury Upper School

The shittiest school in Britain. Situated in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, Queensbury has nothing to offer, and it's students are about 99% Chavs that think they are better than anyone else, Cause's fights most weeks. If you drive past the school, you are likely to see Year 9's and 10's smoking outside before and after school. Very small amount of students achieve anything in life after going there.
Nah mate, I'm driving to Dunstable Collage on my Ped innit coz I got kicked out of Queensbury Upper school. Yeah, coz they caught me selling pot in the toliets yeah.
by Manbearpig9394 June 16, 2011
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Super Upper Decker Deluxe

The act of taking a Shit on the top cover of the tank of the toilet
Nick: Yo man i just took a Shit on Deans Toilet

RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass
by Dusty Dean July 28, 2010
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One-upper

Someone who has apparently had everyone elses experiences happen to them, but much better or much worse. Often this is because they need to be better than others or feel the need to be 'one-up' from everybody else.
Sophie: I got totally drunk and ended up falling asleep on a bench!

Jess: Yeah that happened to me but I woke up in a lion's cage and proper fought it off with my judo style skills. All with a hangover too!

Sophie: You are such a one-upper!
by Gregor McGregorson September 7, 2009
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.
Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).
by gyatso January 23, 2009
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Double Upper Blumpkin

A slight twist on the original blumpkin.

The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.
My buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. When they got home they were both so horny and had to shit so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.
by Captain_Jigly February 26, 2011
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