tanexting

It is when you send and receive text messages while tanning in a tanning salon.

"where are you?" "the tanning salon" "oh your tanexting me?"

by SeattlesQueen May 16, 2009

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010

teaxting

A less intense version of sexting. Actions are only implied, and emoticons are often used to convey a sense of mystery. Derived from tease + text. Teaxting is generally considered to be extremely obnoxious and tends to drive guys ridiculously insane.

Guy: hey whatsup?
Girl: i think you know ;)
Guy: SERIOUSLY? are you really teaxting me right now
Girl: no, but i know what i'd LOVE to be doing right now ;)

by the amanda show January 24, 2011

Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.

1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."

by larfz March 25, 2013

Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.

We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.

by LuckyFairlane1 August 30, 2013