A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
by imconfusedbythistoo September 25, 2018
by MarzMan February 19, 2024
An advanced form of jelqing
The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.
Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?
Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha
Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha
by Levin9595 March 25, 2021
A cheap knock off of a turbonetics. Used to compensate for small penis and make cheap power for skylines.
Garrett turbo
He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis
He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis
by haooydays January 22, 2018
Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 17, 2025
the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
by TheS-Box September 23, 2010