tuesdai

An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.

What is she doing?
Oh she's being a tuesdai.

by Lexy likes unicorns November 14, 2013

Tuesday

noun
1.
the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday.

"Come to dinner on Tuesday."

by skyeblitz April 19, 2015

Tuere

Tuere is a rare name. She is nice, kind, smart, and very VERY pretty. She will be anyone's friend but only has one best friend. If you are mean to her or her friends, you WILL regret it. Tueres are talented and loves to do all arts like, drawing, crafting, painting, makeup, dressing, fashion, singing, dancing, acting and many other talents. Tuere is a very pretty girl who will play hard to get cause she doesn't like anybody. If you have a Tuere in your life, you are a very lucky person.

Tuere: Hey girl.
Bff: Hi
Tuere: What's wrong?
Bff: I really like a boy.
Tuere: Tell him.
Bff: No, I really dont want to.
Tuere: ok, if u do and he is mean to u then tell me where he lives and I'll talk some sense into him.
Bff: thnx
Turer: Np anything for my bff

by Tueretheprettysmartgirl December 7, 2020

Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

by Coins May 12, 2009

Chaco Tuesday

An American National holiday, taking place every Tuesday. On this day, all the local chachoes put on their sandals and engage in tantric intercourse with whomever they please. The sandals are left on during sex to both increase fashion sense while fucking, also adding traction during those slippery bedroom situations.

Friend: "Yo you tryna fuck tonight"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah fam im waiting till Chaco Tuesday

by Calv1998 July 1, 2018

bingus tuesday

the day of the week in which everyone is morally obliged to celebrate bingus and his brilliance.

diametrically opposed to floppa friday

Person 1: "Hey what day is it today? Is it floppa friday yet?"
Person 2: "no it is BINGUS TUESDAY u FOOL"
Person 1: "mm"

by sigmabinguslover69 August 29, 2021

What a Tuesday

Associated to Call of Duty: Black Ops, this term refers to something in the game that everyone thought was cool on Tuesday, the first day the game came out, but then was understood to be garbage once people came to their senses.

Fag- "Guys I just got the Enfield with Reflex sight and a custom smiley-face reticle!"
Person- "What a Tuesday..."

by White Ops December 27, 2010