Tristan

Tristan is a major fuck boy but he’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet periodt. Apparently he has pretty eyes, at least that’s what i’m hearing. He super irreplaceable so hold onto him for as long as you can. He’s prolly a “keep everything to yourself” type of guy, you know? If you’re close to him then he’ll tell you everything but if you guys aren’t close then he’ll put a mask on it and say he’s fine. But overall he’s great and everyone should have a Tristan in they’re life.

“Tristan you’re a fuck boy but I love you, no homo tho.”

by offbrand.joe February 20, 2019

Tristan

Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.

"Smell that?"
"Yea tf is that?"
"Oh it's just Tristan's tobacco spit"

by JermalNermal March 2, 2017

Trist

A state of sadness and hornyness.

Curtis has been jerking off and crying for the past seven days. He got trist nigga!!!

by (Snine, Dirtbag) July 20, 2007

tristie

An absolute bitch of a girl

Isn't that person such a tristie!

by Fauker Dikbahg November 12, 2013

Tristan

Normally have small dicks and are pricks dont know how to treat a girl what so ever

lmfao . he has a small dick

opss dont pull a tristan

by isthatatictacohwaititsyourdick November 14, 2011

Tristan thompson

1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).

2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.

3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.

Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.

Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.

Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.

by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011

Tristan

Tristan is the biggest fuckin faggot in the world who sucks dick for a living. Hes a hermaphrodite who cant play soccer and is jealous of pierce and dean's (Ibras) skills. Did i tell you he was a fajit?

Hey is your name Tristan because you look pretty damn gay

by Ibra1998 July 13, 2016