A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.
by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011
Get the toppah mug.When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018
Get the Table topping mug.Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
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