Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

A literal retard who knows nothing at all.

You're a Chris!

by THEBIGGESTBONERINTHEWORLD December 6, 2017

Chris

Ok basically a goddamm NERD

Oh my god Chris you’re such a nerd, dammit

by Your mom BIG gae June 24, 2018

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.

Man Chris tries way too hard.

by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018

Chris

This man likes men and he enjoys sucking the penis’s. He really loves hentai and nuts to it everytime. When he sees his waifu he gets so red that he yells like a duck. When he sees something related to sponge bob he says he does and he cries, but he never gets the gurl.

Cmon man don’t be a chris

by Lord Morningstar August 22, 2020

Chris

He loves Social media Facebook, the beach and computers he is cool lots of talent. He is a family man sweet and strong

Hey Chris have you seen the sun is up outside ☀️☀️🤝

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 28, 2019

Chris

VEry Very VERY VeRy bad at ArK lOl NoOb!

woaw! chris is shit at ark lol

by Arkpro July 22, 2019