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shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
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Clout house

We gonna get lit at the clout house
by Clout house December 9, 2019
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house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 9, 2017
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House quail

A subtle term to refer to a cock tease
That fucking house quail led me on all night . Now I got blue balls.
by Superdan8504 May 24, 2016
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Warner house

The hottest girls boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy girls
Hugo- mate I’m going on campus with a girl from warner house

Seb- fuck your a lucky sod mate
by Animus12345 January 8, 2021
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House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
by Rb1224 January 21, 2021
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Manny’s House

A place where priests would sodomize the young in the old days.
Manny loves to bring kids to the Manny’s House
by Paul¥Macleod February 18, 2021
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