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House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022
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Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
by fngrs September 20, 2020
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Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.
Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!
by Jacaranda January 5, 2022
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house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 9, 2017
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Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
by Daylorb January 8, 2010
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Warner house

The hottest girls boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy girls
Hugo- mate I’m going on campus with a girl from warner house

Seb- fuck your a lucky sod mate
by Animus12345 January 8, 2021
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House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
by Rb1224 January 21, 2021
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