food hooker

An attractive waitress at a food service establishment.
Damn, that food hooker is hot!!
by Unholy7 March 30, 2008
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food amnesia

When one eats in excess, claiming he or she "forgot" how much they have eaten
Chuck: Who ate all of the cookies?
Guillermo: I only had 3

Chuck: I'm pretty sure you ate them all beacase you were the only one here when they were eaten, it appears you have food amnesia
by mansour131 August 20, 2009
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Food Locker

A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. Some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco balls, and pics of sporting events. However, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he's a little on the heavy side.) The most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.
Dude 1: Have you seen Phil and Ed's food locker?
Dude 2: Naw, but I hear that thing is "pimped" wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
Dude 1: Really!??!
Dude 2: Yeah, I might jus have to call that the Party Locker!
Dude 1: Sweet
by 1025 November 05, 2004
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food slut

Someone who dates exclusively for meals and after getting wined and dined to their satisfaction gives the purchaser of their expensive dinners sex.
Bob has taken Diane to dinner at Morton's 5 times this week, and she doesn't even like him. I think she is a food slut.
by rps April 02, 2006
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Food Eater

A person who is a straight up douche bag fucker. This is the coolest term on the planet.

1: You have terrible taste in clothing, your shit sucks I hate you.

2: Shut up you fuckin' food eater.
by bober March 03, 2008
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GRINGO FOOD

ANY AUTHENTIC FOOD THAT HAS BEEN ALTERD OR AMERICANIZD PRETTY MUCH RUINING THE FOOD BUT RED NECK COOKING SELLS SO IF YOU ENJOY THIS TYPE OF SHITTY CUISINE BE IT CHIREEZE WANNA BE PIZZA OR FAKE HISPANIK FOOD OR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SUSHI BUT DONT REALLY EAT TRUE ASIAN FOOD OR ANY OTHER CULTURES BEAUTIFUL DISHES DEVELOPED OVER MILLENIA YOU EAT GRINGO FOOD
I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST AND ALL THEY SERVE IS STEAK AND TADERS OR LAME FAST FOOD AND ANY WERE THAT SAYS AUTHENTIC THAI CHINESE ITALIAN HISPANIC JAPENESE OR AFRICAN INDIAN ECT. I SAY BULLSHIT ITS JUST MORE LAME ASS GRINGO FOOD
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011
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food me

a different and funnier way to say "feed me"
you: "Dad, I'm so hungry! Food me!!"
by lrander4 July 22, 2009
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