Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Hong Kong in the trunk

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.

You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.

by Manny Fre$h February 7, 2010

trunk

The state of being so drunk that the only safe way of transportaion is in the trunk.

god damn im trunk of my ass wooooo

by gomar January 5, 2005

Trunk

To get Trunk-You get so drunk you end up in a trunk trunk+drunk=trunk

brian got so drunk he was trunk

by T a k June 20, 2006

trunk

The back of something, outside.

We can takes dis shit to da trunk, nickel!?

by da-sauce August 7, 2004

Trunk tracker

A mobile radio frequency scanner made for mounting in the trunk of a vehicle.

I just purchsed a new trunk tracker. It's digital and has 1000 channels.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Trunk Slammer

Old southern term used to describe outsiders who came into the south to take advantage of those in need during the civil war, much like carpet baggers. The meaning is corrupt, of falsity, to initiate financial demise.

It's very important to point out that the newer IT definitions borrowed this word well after its origination. In the top cases of the usage I've seen on this site, the meaning is obscured, if not lost.

My Daddy got his shotgun out to take care of the trunk slammer salesmen. We don't need another carpet bagger around here.

by leisa a December 6, 2018