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tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.
Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.
by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006
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That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.
I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket
by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 8, 2017
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Ticket Drop

When a cute blonde starts to get wet for a popular black guy she sees out and about on her day, she gets a little "drop" in her panties. See also: getting her float on.
Abby got a Ticket Drop for Big Marcus at the mall.
by See you on the field September 5, 2005
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wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.
Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket
by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009
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wolf ticket

used to designate one's awareness that an untruth has been told
Sarah Palin: "Nancy Pelosi wants 'Death Panels.'"
Keith Olbermani: "I'm calling Wolf Ticket on that!"

Obviously this is much more politically and socially sensitive than saying, "She's a liar!" or "She's full of c***!" or "What BS!"
by imlmo September 13, 2009
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Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
by Lucinda September 6, 2005
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golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets
what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?
by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010
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