The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.

Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy

by AnonymousLibertarian November 9, 2021

Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021

contiguity theory

A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.

Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 2, 2019

DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy

"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you

by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020

zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022

oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.

Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!

by Huff_98 April 6, 2017