Skip to main content

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020
mugGet the tongue scratchingmug.

Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.
Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.
by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014
mugGet the Trumpet Tonguemug.

tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue
"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"
by Dharvtko February 26, 2014
mugGet the tongue jabmug.

Common tongue

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.
person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.
by An idiot sandwich October 9, 2021
mugGet the Common tonguemug.

Tongue Guy

A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.
We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.
by UncleGubGubGubsy November 6, 2021
mugGet the Tongue Guymug.

Blue Tongue

When a restaurant meal leaves you dissatisfied so you have to go home and cook something yourself.
That meal left me with such bad blue tongue, I’m not even gonna tip. Now, I’m gonna have to go home and cook.
by SaranRap September 2, 2019
mugGet the Blue Tonguemug.

whore tongue

A very long tongue that's fit for making out, licking abs, blow jobs, etc. Usually stretches down to the chin.
I learned in our three-way last night that Anna and Shea have whore tongues.
by marisaaa May 13, 2011
mugGet the whore tonguemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email