When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
by Rich Apple December 19, 2010
Get the green giftingmug. by chriscrabcreator August 3, 2023
Get the Treat something/someone like gifts from godmug. by Mrsweetness December 24, 2018
Get the Giftmug. gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.
by vay2cool February 9, 2023
Get the gift Milena daymug. Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.
Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!
by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025
Get the Gift cardsmug. Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
by bhnicfh August 28, 2011
Get the Not screw a gift horse in the mouthmug. During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.
We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.
by Berry white goo June 10, 2016
Get the Gift shakingmug.