Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

Counter puller

Someone who pulls items over the counter.
A cashier.

The Counter puller is so slow today.
What i work as? I work as a Counter puller

by Mad Mood February 23, 2024

hop on counter strike

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.

“Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”

by Hexagonic February 27, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Counter-Ragebaitism

Refers to strategies that involve identifying, responding, and preventing "ragebaitism" in order to stop it from thriving on outrage and public frustration.

By SMS-SCHARNHORST

"If ragebait is a corrosive mental phenomenon that feeds on rage and emotional frustration, then starving it of attention, exposing it, and treating it as a joke are essential to Counter-Ragebaitism efforts"

-Konter-Ragebait-Gruppe 10 (KRF 10)

by SMS-SCHARNHORST February 22, 2026