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Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?
by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
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Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
by Godly asshole March 9, 2018
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Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera
That was a really nice trumpet
by Where is Chester November 19, 2020
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nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
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rusty trumpet

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.
by bentgenius July 27, 2017
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Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan

A Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan is a fan of Timmy Trumpet who loves his music and is willing to buy as much of Timmy's merch as they possibly can to show that they are a huge fan of Timmy Trumpet. Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are extreme die hard ride or die fans that love and support Timmy, almost no matter what, unless it comes to inappropriate things. Nevertheless, Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are ride or die, die hards that love and support Timmy.
I'm such a Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan, I listen to all his music, in fact I only listen to Timmy's music.
by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023
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