Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.

I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)

"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"

by MannCow August 15, 2017

Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....

For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....

by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012

Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron

You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!

by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020

Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.

"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."

by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018

toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011