flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.

Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy

by AnonymousLibertarian November 9, 2021

Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 12, 2023

zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022

spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.

that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.

by chains666 April 3, 2009

Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022