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Ted

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
mugGet the Tedmug.

Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
by Sav :) November 24, 2021
mugGet the Ted Talk gangmug.

ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral
Ted Fisher can call me up any time.
by Stankysocks December 14, 2015
mugGet the ted fishermug.

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
mugGet the The Kris-Ted Effectmug.

Ted Extra

A English looking half Italian with over 100 subs on YouTube
by theMemees December 11, 2020
mugGet the Ted Extramug.

Disapoi ted

when you are so disappointed that you can’t spell right
“ Im so disapoi ted” - Langley0108 3/19 3:24 PM
by Unsunken March 19, 2021
mugGet the Disapoi tedmug.

Ted

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022
mugGet the Tedmug.

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