Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.

Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?

by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021