Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.

I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again

by Baigeviking May 24, 2020

Twink Plant

A rare type of plant that's extremely twink-y. Like, SUPER fucking twink-y.

Person 1: Hey, um, who's that weird fuckin guy with no hairline
Person 2: He's a Twink Plant, dude.

by Calpico August 12, 2018

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023

Screen Plant

A terms used to describe when a hard-core gamer gets so angry that he/she head buts the screen and makes a hole straight through it. This term can also apply to school students,office workers and teachers.

Person 1: Play ,league of legends yesterday?

Person 2: Yep, trolled this guy so much that he screen planted.

by Sproutbreath March 17, 2014

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016