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Greasy

He greasy with it.

You not greasy!
by killerfxr January 19, 2019
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Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.
Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.
by vagisilly April 22, 2019
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Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014
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Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.
Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!
by sixflags5r July 9, 2010
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greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.
I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers
by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017
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Greasy kebab

A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend
God that greasy kebab is a real simp
by Twink_Tucker January 6, 2021
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greasy

i like my men greasy”
by zorg worg January 9, 2023
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