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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017
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canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 13, 2014
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canadian honky

A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.
The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.
by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022
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Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
by chachmonkey November 29, 2015
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Canadian Summer

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night
by The Longest February 21, 2015
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Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.
Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.
by Destis5445 November 2, 2017
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