Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.

OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn

by pazzy June 16, 2020

Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups

Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day

by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024

brad lynch

sexy and you know it

this is for you from brad lynch

by bradmaniac January 8, 2012

Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident

“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”

by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021

Brad

The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement

I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.

by Bomh September 30, 2019

Brad

Beautiful skinhead

Brad has a beautiful skinhead trim

by Vantage fitness November 24, 2021

Brad

Eating chips out of a male ass in a sexual or non sexual way

Hey can I Brad tonight?

by Xzxery May 4, 2024