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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.
“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”
by Lumiac April 7, 2020
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Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.
Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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Ted Extra

A guy who loves making fun of YouTubers he is also obsessed with fatal grips and pizza,pasta etc.
Me and Mario eat pizza with Ted Extra
by MemeMan68 May 8, 2020
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Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024
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Ted Danson Episode

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.
Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?
by Sleepishy March 30, 2024
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ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral
Ted Fisher can call me up any time.
by Stankysocks December 14, 2015
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