Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally

The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.

by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever

"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

steel tampon

A dildo

I rather wear a steel tampon

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019