Turbo Whirler
noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”
by Saint Jeb November 12, 2025
Get the Turbo Whirlermug. 'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
by sliceofacake March 9, 2022
Get the turbo dumpymug. A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
Get the Dymo Twin Turbomug. The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
Get the turbo edgingmug. An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
Get the Turbo Cancermug. 
by FenrisZi November 8, 2023
Get the turbo assmug.