It's Tuesday

A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.

Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!

Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday

by spynoodle December 9, 2011

Bad Mom Tuesday

all the mothers in fucking world bitch non stop on tuesday..
they bitch about stupid ass random stuff.. drives us kids crazy!!!! some say its a case of PMS.. some say its just a qudinkidink ohh nooo its Bad Mom Tuesday..

"______(< Kids Name) you never do anything!!"-MOM YADA YADA YADA!!! Bad Mom Tuesday

by katherine jullie the third November 24, 2006

See you Next Tuesday

What is said at the end of most Rick Mercer episodes.

Im rick mercer, and see you next tuesday

by Lifejacket Barbara February 7, 2015

c u next tuesday

An Acronym for the word CUNT.
Better used when this is added:
Someone Choked At Breakfast.
In the end CUNT SCAB is spelt out.
Swear words can be added in for a more full effect.

"Hey Kailey, C U Next Tuesday, fucking, Someone Choked At Breakfast"

by A Wise Man & The Dirty Dozen ?!? February 8, 2007

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.

guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007

Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

by Gus Scott December 19, 2005