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my friends put it there

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.
GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!
by candycoated June 9, 2011
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There is no god

What one says when they discover something truly vile and horrifying. Only used upon finding finding something unusually, shockingly wretched.
Guy1: Check this out: http://www.chat-avenue.com/kidchat.html

Guy2: There is no god. O.O;
by OTRMain July 20, 2008
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there is no e in it

by the mad one March 11, 2004
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there's talk of cake

A phrase that can be used when someone has told you of cake at a gathering. Can be anything, a wedding or birthday, or a party at the office.
guy 1- Are you going to Jeff's birthday dude.

guy 2- Yes, there's talk of cake.
by !THOR! September 4, 2008
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let there be

Short for "And on the eighth day, God said let there be (insert object here)"

Implies that something is so pure and awesome, only God could have created it.
"God said 'Let there be paintball'. God saw how good paintball was and was pleased."
by YaZe August 11, 2005
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Mother Teresa Syndrome

1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering.

2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)

3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.
When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly."
by JaeKar99 April 24, 2014
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Theresa E

by Rachel August 2, 2004
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