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Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.
"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"
by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014
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Portuguese handshake

Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.
All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.
by The Tool Shed December 4, 2011
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frat handshake

Grabbing another guy on the ass as a friendly greeting.
Finally spotting Dylan at the party, Terry walked up to him and gave him a frat handshake.
by mikemachine35r September 29, 2011
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Denmark Handshake

Giving someone a Blow Job upon meeting them.
"She gave me a Denmark Handshake when we met"
by Mucho Dingdong August 7, 2015
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kentucky handshake

A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.

"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
by Benmily June 10, 2013
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Caribbean Handshake

An 8 step handshake process unique to local Islanders in the Netherlands Antilles. It begins with a traditional handshake, then slides into interlocking thumbs, next to a circular thumb grip, followed by three fist bumps and conculded by the presentation of one's forarm across the chest.
Wow, how did you learn that Caribbean handshake.
by Voodoo Dude October 18, 2008
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Minnesota Handshake

The sexual act which involves anal penetration by one's own previously frozen feces.
We went back to her place where she gave me a Minnesota Handshake.
by Brood Bedle May 10, 2005
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