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The Venus Fly Trap 

A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.

It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
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Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.
'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."
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The Vagina Game 

1) A game where you replace the last word of a movie title or a tv show with the word "vagina."

"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" becomes "My Big Fat Greek Vagina"
"Pimp my Ride" becomes "Pimp my Vagina"

Date my Vagina
Who Wants to be a Vagina
Pee-Wee's Big Vagina
Mr. and Mrs. Vagina
you can play The Vagina Game in everyday life too, like when you here people talking.

for example, when you are getting off one of those moving sidewalks:
"The moving walkway is coming to a stop. It is now time to exit the walkway" becomes "The moving vagina is coming to a stop. It is now time to exit the vagina."
A strip club in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The official establishment name is Deja' Vu. However, everyone knows it as and calls it, "The Vu."
Jim: Hey Bill, wanna head over to The Vu?
Bill: You know they're slogan, "Hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones?" Last time I was there the three ugly ones were working.
Jim: Shit...well hopefully we'll have better luck tonight!
The Vu by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004
THE smelliest of the smelly...THE thirstiest of the thirst...THE horniest of the horny... THE cheapest of the cheap...the Vaids are your local Indian family, known for their crusty toes with no hoes. The Vaids can consist of a banana, a guava, a celery stick, and even grape with a leaf on it. It can also consist of two pomegrantaes but they may be too ripe. And every once in awhile, one pomegranate may go missing. The baby fruits and vegetables typically like to follow the pack and prey on the young or try their best to fit in with the ripe. However, when they get too ripe, they straight up smell like a turd stuck on some tighty whiteys. The Vaids are responsible for the food fights that occur in the communities across the nation, which includes altercations of CO2 emissions and currency exchanges. In order to be saved from the stench, you must apply caution with dealing with the Vaids.
"Everyone Run! The Vaids, the smelliest of the smelly, are HERE!"
The Vaids by Stevie K. February 23, 2020

iris the virus

Hoarder of cats. bear whisperer. she has purple hair from too much electro-shock therapy; oddly, it smells permenany like mt laurel. gimp and chocolate glutton. arch nemesis to dan-tzu. obsequious underling of genghis laur-khan.
iris the virus is a strange lady who can be smelled for miles and recognized by chocolate stains on her fingers. hell's fury pales in compariosn to her disdain for dan-tzu.

The Virgin Mary's hymen 

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.