ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
Get the Fuck Treemug. A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon
They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
Get the Broccoli treemug. A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
Get the crazy treemug. A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 9, 2013
Get the thug treemug. by Freddy April 22, 2018
Get the fallen treemug. by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014
Get the tree jewmug. by H.s.a. September 27, 2020
Get the Lemon treemug.