when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
Get the main squeeze mug.A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
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