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jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019
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Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010
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squeeze

"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"
by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021
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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020
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Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts
by Sharter69 January 1, 2021
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Squeeze bucket

Hey Tor, where's your squeeze bucket?
by Spl08812 September 14, 2017
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