by KitKatKoolio April 12, 2015
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist March 16, 2014
by CBR2010 April 09, 2010
Lube for any sexual activity
by Dickharry September 25, 2021
The feeling of one masturbating when they are too young to produce cum but it feels like they are cumming
by Napa313 February 16, 2018
"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"
by ThiccNiggasInc. February 06, 2021