Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011

Sausage Good

When something is as good as a big, hard juicy cock, one can state that it is “sausage good”

That cake is so good, it makes wet. It’s sausage good.

Girl, you in that dress? It’s sausage good.

by SexyKlutz November 17, 2018

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008

Bunnings Sausage

A sexual encounter between 2 or more adult males in the car park of a Bunnings Warehouse.

What'd you get up to Sunday? "Just had a Bunnings Sausage with a guy from Grindr

by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009

Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.

"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"

by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010

sausage slam

A lively session of sex0ring; A hard fuck.

She got the sausage slam last night.

by mr_z April 24, 2006