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mob of the dead 

A badass call of duty zombies map made by our lord Jason Blundell. In it you play as 3 epic gangsters and one whiney bitch called the weasel. It takes place on Alcatraz island and you can feed dogs in the walls to get a tomahawk.
Crimson: Hey have you played mob of the dead?
James: No.
*Crimson slaps James for his heresy*
mob of the dead by Crimsonwolf935 September 22, 2016

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

The Duncan Theory 

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory

The Dirty Bubbler 

Sex position. When giving head to a girl, rise to your knees and lift your girls bum up with you. Once you have done this roll your girl onto her head so she is in a backwards somersault position looking away from you and hold her there. Place one arm on the back of her hamstrings to keep her legs back and tucked in toward her face, this should leave her bum facing straight up in the air. From here reach around and play with her clit with your other hand, then bury your tongue in her ass, giving the ultimate rimjob. Once achieved, it's as if your pushing the button on a bubbler (her clit) and having a drink (her bum hole) .. She will love it.
"I got drunk and picked up a girl from the pub, the dirty bubbler was born that night in a sexual frenzy in her bed as I am a bit obsessed with giving girls head and rimjobs. I realisesd the world had to be told while driving to work the next day"
The Dirty Bubbler by Scottieknowss January 15, 2015

The Dreaded Throw and Go 

The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.
E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!

E.g.:

Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.

The DINI Gambit 

A magestic scheme played by a user who unintentionally blunders, but then suddenly finds an insane checkmate.
This game is lost... SIKE, I LIED, THE DINI GAMBIT HAS YOUR CHESS FRIED.