Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

Defication station

Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.

Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.

by Theshattalker March 19, 2017

Whiningtime Station

A place or site, formerly enjoyable to visit, but has become completely obnoxious due to being filled with nothing but excessive and often barely-literate political whining.

I hate going on to Facebook, Twitter, or even Instagram anymore. It's Whiningtime Station all over. It's thoroughly annoying to hear people do nothing but complain. Hard to even find a joke or a cat picture anymore, just whine, whine, whine. Even Urbandictionary has turned in to Whiningtime Station, if you can believe that.

by Frisco Pete March 22, 2017

Gas station

A group of hot girls or a dank food place

"Costco food court is a gas station"
"There are so many hot girls at mph today, it's a gas station

by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017

defacation station

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

by Lometogo April 7, 2017

dehydration station

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it

the hydration station is currently a dehydration station

by hungryhippo12 April 17, 2017

Wank Station

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.

Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!

by wanking May 11, 2017