spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Spit Rope

the rope of spit between a girl's lip and a penis recently in her mouth.

Dude, she can blow me any time she wants! The last time, she strung out the longest spit rope just to see how far she could make it!

by irishly_massive September 2, 2009

spit roast

When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.

Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

Spiteful Tower

This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.

Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.

by s1edge November 14, 2011

spit and quit

When your too drunk to cum, you pull out and spit while moaning(from behind).

Cal: I was wasted, couldn't blow a load so I gave her the spit and quit so I could go to sleep.

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy March 4, 2014

Spit witch

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.

Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian

by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017

spit to start

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva

Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!

by Dom_Banks January 18, 2018